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Chapter One - Tall, Dark and Handsome Seeks Companion
Pip sat hunched over on his bed, his head resting in his hands. He couldnt believe what was happening, that in an hour he was meeting his challenge. Pip breathed in deeply then sighed; he couldnt believe that he agreed to go out on a blind date with a complete stranger.
He stood up slowly and walked over to his cupboard. He opened the door to reveal a nearly empty clothes rack and a small mirror. He looked into the mirror, at his reflection. He didnt look like himself, he looked richer.
A flutter went through his stomach and Pip realised that he was doing the opposite of what he had been told to do his whole life. By answering this ad, he was showing the boys in his year that he was going to stand up for himself.
Oh god, He thought, as the day began to replay. What have I gotten myself into?
Earlier That Day
It was last period, and once again the teacher had failed in getting most of the boys to work. They were reading the personnels, laughing at what had been deemed the love ads. Pip on the other hand had decided to begin his English assignment; it was on his least favourite subject, poetry.
Hey listen to this one, Kyle Broflovski sniggered, putting on a high pitched whiny voice. Attractive Blonde lady seeks polite, eligible bachelor. Enjoys long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners.
Sounds like Pips kind of girl, Kenny McCormick sneered. Too bad hes too chicken to answer the ad.
Too bad youve already fucked her, Pip muttered, tapping his pencil gently against the desk.
What did you say? Stan Marsh asked, overhearing the shy boy.
Too bad youve already fucked her, Pip said loudly, causing everyone to stare.
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