Part One- And Lizzie Brought a Casseroleer, Secret
Shes his yellow brick road,
Leading him on and letting him go
As far as she lets him go,
Going down to nowhere.
She puts on her make-up
The same way she did yesterday,
Hoping everythings the same
But everything has changed.
In my mind
Everything we did was right
Open your eyes; Ill still be by your side.
How could I ever have been so blind?
You give me something to sleep to at night.
Something to Sleep To by Michelle Branch
Note: This takes place right after My So-Called Best Friends Wedding, so if you havent read it, I suggest doing so. Otherwise, you wont get it and Id really rather not explain who Lizzie is. Not that Id be doing so to many, seeing as I think around four people actually read my work, but still! Anyways, thanks for reading.
Scene: The morning after in Frys bedroom at the Saxon Mansion.
(The camera focuses on the curtain blowing in the wind from the open window.)
Lizzie: (OS) Well, well, wellwhat a pleasant surprise.
(Focus on Leela and Fry who immediately bolt awake.)
Lizzie: I come back expecting to marry the so-called love of my life and find him in bed with a little skank
Fry: Uhits not what it looks like! Leela was justaw, hell, youre right.
Leela: Lizzie, please try to understand-
Lizzie: You have no right to address me so informally! You are a guest in my house and my patience has all but run out.
Leela: Elisabeth, Im so sorry you had to find us like this.
Lizzie: So am I.
Leela: But you cant just expect Fry not to go searching for something to cling to after you walked out on him.
Lizzie: I thought relationships were based on trust.
Fry: Look, Lizzie-
Lizzie: No, you listen! I trusted that youd be waiting here for me and look what I find you doing.
Leela: Trust? You should talk, lady.
Lizzie: I beg your pardon!
Leela: You have no right to come and demand from Fry what you yourself cannot fulfill.
Lizzie: (fake) II, I dont know what youre talking about.
Leela: I think you do.
Fry: What are you two talking about?
Lizzie: Nothing, sweetheart. Now, if Leela will kindly get dressed and join me in the hall.
(She steps out. Leela gets out of the bed and gathers up her clothes. She begins to get dressed, although thankfully we cant see anything.)
Fry: Whats going on here?
Leela: Nothing. Look, Fry, last night was a mistake.
Fry: Yeah, I guess.
Leela: You obviously still love Lizzie, and I cant take that away from you.
Leela: I dont want to be the one who destroys a relationship. Thats your job.
(By now, shes fully clothe...More Cartoon Sex Stories...
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